The Reality of Modern Dating for Millennial Women Explained
GIRLS OF THIS GENERATION
1. At the age of 14, they look very sweet, fresh and beautiful
2. At 16, they probably have their first s*x, they stick to one guy and talk about how they won’t leave him.
3. At 18, they are in the university where they meet new friends and guys who look fresh, therefore this makes them to start losing interest in the former guy as they start tasting other flavors.
4. At 19, they have about 10 boyfriends at the campus and feel too big to be counseled or corrected by seniors.
5. At 20, they just want to date older men. Younger guys are not serious or can’t take care of their needs.
6. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear expensive clothes and who also date rich guys, these set of girls use expensive phones like iPhone’s so they get intimidated and need to join the league.
7. At 24, they continue failing exams and the parents are tired of wasting money..
8. at 26-28, they are maids to help pay basic bills. They attend all marriages in the family and friends circles and are master planners for others.
9. At 29, none of those guys proposed. She now says all men are the same.
10. At 30, the same girls who refused to give their phone numbers to serious guys go on social media to post, “Hello, My name is blah blah and I’m looking for a serious relationship. Even if he’s not financially stable I’m a hard working lady, etc etc”.
11. At 32, they start crying because no one wants to marry them . They buy wedding gown and cake by faith and be moving around with a man’s picture from prayer house to prayer house.
12. At 35, they meet the guy whom they dumped because he was poor and now he’s very rich with a very beautiful and decent wife. They go back home and say “some women are lucky”.
13. At 37, They regret everything and join king Solomon to say all is vanity, even marriage is vanity.
14. At 40 and above they become witches; those aunties that have nothing good to say about men and relation.
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